I was thinking of hiring someone to help me out. Now before you start getting on your high horse, Herman, I’m just talking about getting someone from the high school to help out an hour a day with feeding and cleaning the litter boxes.
I found a wonderful woman a county over who sold me a trio of miniature Vietnamese potbellies to breed, a stud and two females. She even showed me their pedigrees, so I shelled out hard cash for the investment.
Now, until they defeat me I’m going ahead with this project and I’m rooting for a litter. I’ve been researching the pigs and they still have commercial value, not as much as they did a decade ago, but there are still a lot of people who want to buy them for pets. I’ve spoken to a few and begun making lists. You know I’m good at lists and I think this is the right kind of business for me, so please try and be a little understanding for a change.